Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Negative Nancy

So my normally very positive/uplifting blog (well at least I think it is) is going negative today.

I have some major rants!

Rant 1: Why has no one invented teleportation already? I mean seriously...we have the cloud? Get on it smart scientist people! I have two places I want to be at this weekend...one being here in DC...and one being in Texas. I chose Texas...but if I could teleport then I could be in Texas and DC in one weekend. Seriously...no more excuses all you Eisteins out there!
Olivia" Hmmm...I think I want to go visit my parents today"
Josh: "But we have to go to work tomorrow"
Olivia: "Oh I will be back tonight. I am teleporting down for dinner. Be back by 10."

Wouldn't that be amazinnnng?


Rant 2: Selena Gomez, why did you have to sing a song that I like? Ugh...you know I don't like you! Mainly because I am jealous that you were a Disney star and I wasn't...but still...please don't get some catchy song about a "love song" stuck in my head. It just makes me love/hate you even more.

Seriously...you are worse than Regina George.



Rant 3: hmmmmmmm

Ok that is really all I have.

Happy Hump Day

1 comment:

  1. hahaha you are too funny! love the rants and i agree wholeheartedly

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